🎬💤 *BREAKING: Netflix’s Splinter Cell: Deathwatch - Where Old Games Go to Die* 💀💤 Yo, fam! 🚨 Gather ‘round because *FINALLY* Netflix is diving headfirst into the deep end of nostalgia with their new animated sensation, “Deathwatch.” 😱🍿 Derek Kolstad, the genius behind John Wick (yep, that John Wick 👀), is giving Sam Fisher a glow-up, but don’t get it twisted – this ain’t a game, it’s a whole *dramatic retirement party*. 🎉 *Plot Twist*: Sam’s kickin’ it on a farm, livin' his best life, until... wait for it... chaos erupts!! 😱 *This is fine meme intensifies* 🔥🤡 Apparently, retirement is just a fancy way to say, “Guess I’m still doing spy stuff!” 🕵️‍♂️💥 In a totally real conversation, Kolstad was heard saying: “If Sam can survive waiting for Ubi to drop a new game, he can survive anything, right?” 🤣💀 But listen, Netflix: We’re tired of watching our fave characters grow old while we age like a fine cheese. 🧀💩 Stonks are at an all-time low for excitement here! 🔥 **Hot Take Alert**: By 2025, Sam Fisher will be moonlighting as a TikTok dance influencer, embracing the *chaos!* ✨ *Retirement? More like “#StillGotIt” mode!* 🔥🚀 Share this chaos and prepare for your brains to explode! 🤯✨💥 #Deathwatch #ThisIsFine #SplinterCell