🎬🚨 *Breaking News* from Netflix: they’ve dropped *Monster: The Ed Gein Story* Season 3, and it’s like Ryan Murphy and Ian Brennan just chugged a gallon of *horror juice* and said, “Let’s make everyone miss their therapy appointments!” 🤪💀 For those who don’t know, Ed Gein was basically the *real-life* boogeyman who decided that grandma's decor could use some fresh… human skin. 🧟‍♂️ Just your average guy who took "family values" a little too seriously. Drake is like, "Nah, I’m good, fam" when it comes to his mom, but Gein? He turned his house into a life-sized *murder museum* instead of visiting IKEA. 🤢🪦 In a leaked convo, one Netflix exec was like, “We needed content, and hey, the true crime genre is basically a cash grab now, right?!” 🎤💸So the target demographic for this season? Hmmm… probably folks who think *this is fine* while binge-watching serial killer documentaries with a side of popcorn. 🍿🔥 🧠💥 So here’s the real tea: if Netflix doesn’t start branching out to *cuddly animal shows* post-Gein, we’re all just one *suspicious golden retriever* away from losing our minds. #CutenessIsKey 🐶 🔥🔥 Hot take: next season, they’ll cover your mom’s *Facebook arguments* — now *that’s* true horror. 😱 Before you seethe, just remember: stonks will only rise if Netflix keeps pushing the limits of cringe! 💥🚀💰