🎬💀🎮 BREAKING NOOSE: Netflix’s Assassin’s Creed is finally NOT DEAD! I repeat, it’s not in the Netflix graveyard where their other canceled projects are collecting dust like last year's avocado toast. 🍞🥑🚫💀 After five years of playing hide and seek with our hopes, Netflix decided to let the Assassin’s Creed series see the light of day. Just when we were about to unleash our inner Ezio with a “This is fine” meme while watching the Netflix catalog burn, they drop a greenlit bombshell! 💣🍿💔 The dream team of *Roberto Patino* (making mind-bending shows like Westworld) and *David Wiener* (who apparently worked on Halo and decided to give it another shot) are at the helm. 🤡💼 Because nothing says "video game adaptation" like a guy who made a show about robots and a dude who tried to make a giant green space marine look cool. Sources say they’ll explore the battle between “control and free will,” which sounds like a riveting discussion to have while bingeing pizza rolls and avoiding our responsibilities. 🍕🤖💰 *Leaked developer quote*: "We’re just here to make sure you all get on board with our *cough* very deep storytelling. No cap, it’s gonna be 10x better than that dumpster fire *Assassin’s Creed* movie.” 🔥🔥🔥 But WAIT... get ready for the hottest take of 2024!! I predict Netflix will lead the new series into a cringy interactive segment where YOU decide if Ezio gets iced by a Templar or just scrolls TikTok all day. Because why not? We’ve given up on quality at this point! 🎤🎤💥