🚨🦸‍♂️💔 *BREAKING: Netflix ALIENATES YOU AGAIN!!!* 💔🦸‍♂️🚨 So, ya know that one show where the two hunks hunt monsters? Yeah, that *Supernatural* 😱💀 is DOOMED to leave Netflix, and it’s hitting harder than your old high school crush ghosting you after prom. 🥲🚫💔 Here’s the tea ☕️: Netflix has been hoarding those 15 seasons like it's the last slice of pizza 🍕 at a crowded party. But guess what? Time's up, fam! That license agreement just hit the expiration date like expired milk in your fridge. 🤢🚮 Leaked convo from a Netflix dev: 💬 "We just thought, why keep a cash cow when we can make room for that 8-part docuseries on the mating habits of squirrels?" 🐿️💰 Drake said “No” when asked about watching *Supernatural* post-departure, and tbh, he’s not wrong. 📉 *Stonks?* More like *cringe* 🚫💩. As we brace for the impending chaos, here’s the kicker: I predict Netflix will soon drop a reality series about “surviving without your fave shows” featuring a cast of heartbroken fans and their emotional support anime waifus. 🔥🚀 This is fine, right? 🤡🔥💩 #NetflixByeFelicia #SupernaturalNoMore