🎬💥 BREAKING: Netflix is coming to your city like it’s the last season of a show you kinda liked but never finished! 📺✨ 👀 So, grab your popcorn and your “I can sit in my PJs all day” attitude because they’re launching NOT a new series, but a literal Netflix HOUSE! 🏠🍕 Yup. 100,000 square feet of watch-worthy chaos in Philly on November 12TH and Dallas on December 11TH. This ain’t your grandma's basement, fam! 😱🔥 🤑 Developer #42 was overheard saying, “We just wanted people to binge-watch on the couch 🤷‍♂️, but now we’re making them walk 100k feet. It’s like they’re training for a Netflix marathon - but make it fashion!” Drake is all like, “Netflix? 🔥 GET IN. Also, 💰 I’m still waiting for my royalty checks for all that time I spent watching The Office.” And can we talk about the sheer genius that is turning shopping into THEATRE? Just wait till you see their merch section. I’m predicting that it’s 50% shameful Netflix-themed T-shirts and 50% newly canceled series memorabilia! 💀 Hot take: By 2025, Netflix will have more Houses than shows! They’ll be like, “You thought streaming was over? Nah, we’re just shoving binge culture into your face in 3D!” 🚀 Share this if you think Netflix needs to chill, or you’re ready to LIVE at the House! 🏠💯