🎬💥 Breaking news, folks! 🌍 Netflix is opening *PERMANENT* malls in Philly and Dallas like they’re trying to be the new Disney World for couch potatoes! 🍕🍿💀 CAN YOU EVEN?? 👀 Picture this: You walk into a mall and BOOM 💥 you’re hit with the smell of overpriced popcorn and the chance to relive your favorite Netflix dramas. I can just see people lining up to watch “Stranger Things” on loop while munching on some overpriced snacks. I mean, who wouldn’t want to experience *joy through the medium of trauma* IRL?? 🕵️‍♂️💔 But hold up! This ain't just a glorified binge-fest; these are “immersive experiences” 🤖💫. You’ll be practically in the Upside Down, just like your bank account after subscribing to all the streaming services. #Stonks? More like #Bankrupt! 💸💀 In the immortal words of our favorite developer: “If people pay for this, we might as well build a theme park for every show. 🤡🔥 Also, can we get a sponsorship from Starbucks? Asking for a friend.” 🚀💰 So get ready, fam, because the next Netflix blockbuster might just be you fighting over the last slice of pizza during the latest *cringe* comedy with strangers. FOMO? More like FOMOOF—Fear of Missing Out on Our Friends! 😱 Hot take: In 5 years, Netflix will offer subscription packages where you can actually live in your favorite show. “Welcome to your new life as a *Vikings* warrior, but rent is due on the 1st!” 🔥💀🤯