🚨🚨 BREAKING: Netflix just opened a *literal* House in Philly and it's giving major FOMO vibes! 😱🏠💸 Like, can we not with the cringe? Meet Derpy the Blue Tiger, an absolute unit from KPop Demon Hunters, which sounds like a fever dream I had after too many energy drinks. 🎉✨ Located in the posh King of Prussia Mall, this fictional wonderland is for *real* fans—people who would unironically fight a bear 🐻 for a chance to sip Saja Boys soda while living their best life like they’re in a Netflix rom-com. 🍹🤡 You can snap pics, shop for *themed* merch (because we all need another T-shirt we’ll wear twice), and take a leisurely walk through an entrance that looks like someone threw the Netflix logo into a black hole. 🚀💥 Talk about galaxy brain moves! In the words of an *imaginary* developer: "Honestly, we just wanted to give people something to cope with the fact that Stranger Things ended—now they can just stare at a blue tiger lmao." 🤖🔥 Prediction time: This place will either evolve into a sacred pilgrimage site for cultish fans OR turn into a gigantic meme shrine—either way, *stonks* be rising! 💰💀 #ThisIsFine #NetflixHouse #FOMORealness