🚨 PULL OUT YOUR PHONE, WE’RE GOING TO NETFLIX LAND, Y’ALL! 🎢📱💀 ✨ Mark your calendars, fam! Netflix is opening its first IRL House in Philly on November 12th AND Dallas on December 11th! That's right, you can now binge-watch YOUR LIFE in 100,000 square feet of glorified streaming land! 🤡🛒 What does it mean? If you’ve ever wanted to eat a Netflix-branded meal while standing in line for a photo op with Queen Charlotte (👸) or fight your inner demons with KPop Demon Hunters (seriously, what?!), now's your chance! 🍔🍹💸 Meanwhile, Netflix is like the “Drake Pointing” meme, rejecting traditional retail for “interactive experiences,” which basically means tons of ways to take selfies and spend money! 💰🤳 Like, what kind of cope is this?! Are we THAT desperate for content that we’ll wander around between big cardboard cutouts of the cast from Stranger Things? This is fine. 🌈🔥 🔥 “Leaked developer quote: ‘We’re using abandoned malls for events because that’s literally where all the excitement is! Stonks!’” 🎉 🧐 So will they come? If they do, prepare for an army of selfie sticks. Unhinged prediction: in 2025, Netflix will launch a survival game in the house: "Escape the Bad Content!" 🏃‍♂️💨 #NetflixHouse #CursedContent #SendHelp