🎥🔥 Breaking News Breaker: Netflix just dropped a “NEW” metric called MAV, or Monthly Active Viewers, and guess what? They’re allegedly flexing with 190 million users across just 12 countries! 💰💻 But lemme be real, fam: this is like your grandma saying she’s got “monthly active friends” who just wanna watch Matlock and eat Jell-O. 🍧💀 I mean, without a “No Ads” tier, Netflix’s stonks chart is looking less like a rocket 🚀 and more like a sad potato. 🥔 What’s that? “Monthly Active Viewers”? Sounds like a fancy way to say “people who are too broke to cancel.” 🤡💸 COPE, NETFLIX. You serious? Come on, we know they’re just trying to distract us from the cringey ads popping up between our binge sessions of *The Office* for the 80th time. 📺👀 💬 *“Dude, I just wanted to watch ‘Stranger Things’ NOT ‘Stranger Ads!’”* – probably some sad coder in the Netflix basement crying about it 🔥 Predictions: Next they’ll introduce “Maximum Unwatched Hours” 🤔, or better yet, “View Time Wasted”. 👀 No cap, Netflix is primed for an anime-style villain arc where they just completely lean into ad madness! Stay tuned, this is gonna be legendary! 🤖💥 #RememberTheMAV