🚨🔥 BREAKING: Netflix is serving us a slice of life after death with their new docuseries, *“One Last Netflix and Chill: Dead Legends Edition!”* 💀📺 Imagine scrolling through Netflix, and instead of the usual “Are you still watching?” cringe, you see a documentary about Jane Goodall… post-mortem! 😳👀 Like, wow, Netflix, way to bring the mood down faster than a collapsing house of stonks! 🏠📉 “This is fine,” said nobody watching this series ever. 😂 I could just picture the pitch meeting: **Developer 1**: “What if we exploited the dead for views?” **Developer 2**: “Bet!” 🤝 I mean, we went from *“Thalassophobia”* to *“Memento Mori-graphy.”* Like, why not do a docuseries on how fragile your Netflix subscription is? 🤡💰 But fr fr, who needs living legends when you can just watch reruns of the deceased? 😂💀 At this point, Netflix is just a digital graveyard filled with cringey thumbnails. 🏆🎉 **Hot Take:** In 2024, we’ll be streaming funerals live—watch Uncle Bob kick the bucket while we throw 10 bucks toward his "Go Fund Me" to keep Netflix afloat! Who’s joining the viewing party?! 🚀🍿