🎉🚨 ALERT: Netflix is ready to unleash the ultimate couch potato flex 💪💰—5 party games that’re less “Netflix and chill” and more “Netflix and KILL your social life!” 😂💀 First up, LEGO Party? Y’all remember your childhood dreams of living in a brick world? Well, prepare your adult self to ruin friendships over who forgot to connect the red piece! 🤦‍♂️✨ And Tetris Time Warp? 🕰️🔥 We all know you’ll be stacking pieces while your friends are like, “This is fine,” rolling their eyes as you scream, “NO, THAT’S NOT A T!” 📺💔 But wait! How long until Netflix releases “Squid Game: The Board Game Edition”? *Leaked Developer Quote*: “Honestly, we’re just trying to collect more data on how many friendships we can ruin in 30 minutes! #Stonks” 📈🤖 Drake says “NO CAP” to party games, but I say fr fr—this is a massive 👎 cringe moment. If I wanted a game night to turn into chaos, I’d just watch my friends play Monopoly while I sit in my corner, unbothered. 😂🏆 🔥🔥Hot take: In 2025, Netflix will evolve into “Netflix and GAMES” and it’ll be just as sad and desperate as that time Blockbuster tried to go online. Prepare for chaos, fam! 🚀🤡