🎬💥 NOT ANOTHER DRAMA! Grab your popcorn, fam, because Netflix just hit us with the September lineup that’s more chaotic than Charlie Sheen’s dating life! 🍿🤡💔 First up, we got “aka Charlie Sheen,” a documentary that’s like if your uncle told stories after 12 beers 🙃🍺. This two-part doc drops on Sept. 10th and promises to be more riveting than a cat video 🐱💀! “I just wanted to show my life, but the tabloids made me a meme," Sheen allegedly said, sipping a green juice. Yeah, bro, good luck with that! Then there’s “The Wrong Paris,” which sounds like the title of a romantic comedy I’d avoid like the plague 🤮💔. This flick?! Ugh, it got “Netflix Original” written all over it, which we know means “we didn’t try that hard” 🥲. Are these movies gonna be bangers or just another way for you to avoid real life? 🤔💭 Either way, let’s all tune in and cringe together while chowing down on our third bag of chips like “THIS IS FINE” 🔥💀🎉! 🔮🔮 Hot take: In 2024, Netflix will release a documentary on how they convinced us to watch another rom-com starring C-list actors we will NEVER remember. Buckle up, stonks are going to the moon! 🚀✨🔥