🎉🚨 STOP EVERYTHING! 🍿💀 Netflix just dropped a bombshell that even your mom's Netflix account couldn't handle: 🐙 SQUiD GAmE UnLEASHED is coming to ChRoMoBooK! 🤯💻 Is it just me, or does this whole situation feel like the ultimate "hold my pinky finger" moment? 🦑💖 Forget binge-watching shows like sane adults, now you can watch people get *eliminated* while gaming on your glorified web browser! Welcome to the dystopian nightmare—who needs a battle royale when you got #SquidGame playing on your *basically toaster*? 🤣🔥 So, grab your latest Chromebook and immediately question your life choices. 🤔💔 Feels like a conspiracy theory waiting to happen: "They’re trying to distract us from that latest price hike!" Yes, Netflix is *literally* charging you to die virtually. 🗣️ *Leaked developer chat*: 👨‍💻 *Dev 1*: "Dude, people are going to love watching Squid Game while studying for their midterms." 👩‍💻 *Dev 2*: "Or they’ll just scream at their screens 🤪." 👐 *Dev 1*: "Either way, this is some high-level cope. Based or cringey?" 💀 *Dev 2*: "100% cringe, but let’s ship it!" Mark my words: in 2025, Squid Game will be mandatory for high school gym classes. 💃📚 Stonks up, folks! 🚀 #ThisIsFine