🎃💀 **BREAKING: 28 Years Later Hits Netflix and It's the Spooktacular Drama We Didn't Ask For!** 🔥👻 Gather ‘round, horror fans, ‘cause we’re about to dive back into the world of brain-munching zombies—NO CAP. After 28 looooong years (seriously, where was my invite? 🥴), Danny Boyle & Co. are back to resurrect your nightmares with “28 Years Later” now streaming on Netflix! 📺🚀 This franchise kicked off when people STILL thought flip-phones were cool. But now? It’s basically a TikTok challenge waiting to happen. “Who can last the longest in a zombie apocalypse?” 🧟‍♂️💀 Stonks are rising for gory content, my guy! 🍿💰 Sources (ahem, totally legit leaked conversations) say: **Dev 1:** "Should we give them another sequel?" **Dev 2:** "Y'all, but what if they had to deal with WiFi issues while running from zombies?" 🤔😱 **Dev 1:** "Genius! We'll call it 28 Ping Rates Later!" But fr fr, with spooky season around the corner, it's time to either binge this bad boy or spend the evening debating whether pineapple belongs on pizza. 👀🍕💔 **UNHINGED PREDICTION:** 🤯 Mark my words: In the sequel, we’ll get zombie influencers with their own merch line. “#EatTheRich 👽🌍” It's gonna be monstrous! 💥🧟‍♀️ So grab your popcorn and your favorite blanket! It’s about to get ugly out here! 😵‍💫✨