🌌💥 BOOM! Your boring Tuesday just got blasted into the stratosphere because we are Netease-ing the competition with their new game "Blood Message"! 🚀💀 Forget the ol’ "Just another AAA game" vibes, here’s what you need to know: it’s got more epic vibes than your favorite TikTok dance! 💃💸 Set in the Tang Dynasty, where history whispers and chaos reigns, players are slinging pixels as a nameless messenger (Real name: Mr. Deliveroo 👨‍✈️) and his adorable son, aka Junior Jibber Jabber! 🗣️💦 Those two are on a mission to deliver a message that sounds more intense than my last Tinder date! 😬 As Polygon points out, this is Uncharted meets Assassin's Creed on a caffeine buzz and a 3am existential crisis! 🧠💥 You’ll be navigating desolate deserts—because who doesn’t want to sweat like a deer in headlights? 🦌🔥 Unleashing a flurry of cinematic cutscenes, stealth action, and possibly a “This is fine” meme moment whenever you run into an avalanche! ❄️🧊 And the final boss? It’s probably capitalism trying to sell you microtransactions in a skin pack! 💰💀 💬 “We are ushering players into a new generation of ‘Why am I still awake?’” - Leaked quote from a developer suffering from caffeine overdoses! ☕️👀 Hot take: this will either be a Jenga tower of genius or the next “Cyberpunk 2077”, but no cap, I’m here for all the chaos! 🤡🔥 #BloodMessage2023 #SendHelp #GameOn