🚨BREAKING NEWS ALERT AT THE INTERNET GYM 🚨 🎉NetBox Labs just flexed its financial muscles and straight-up bench-pressed $35 MILLION in Series B funding! 💪💲 Yup, you heard it right, this open-source hero is putting the “net” in “network” and the “box” in “let’s not box in innovation.” 🤭🤖 Rumor has it their software is used by *whispers* COREWEAVE, ARM, Cisco, JP Morgan, and even RIOT GAMES! 🔥💰 Like, bro, that’s a collab so fire it’ll make your WiFi signal look like dial-up 😱💀. 💬 “Yeah, we just wanted to help companies not cry over their network issues,” said an anonymous developer (probably high on caffeine and code). 📈🔥 I mean, can these tools manage my feelings too? Because I’m telling you, in this economy, it’s either stonks or panic! 😭📉 But, WAIT, there's more! This is just the beginning, folks. Soon, NetBox will be the go-to for your cat’s network too, marking the dawn of the *Feline Internet Revolution*! 🐱💻😼 Mark my words! If 2024 doesn’t have network management powered by cats in little IT shirts, I’ll eat my keyboard. Stay tuned! 🍕👾💥 #ThisIsFine #BasedAndNetworked