🚨💥 BREAKING: NET NEUTRALITY IS OFFICIALLY ON LIFE SUPPORT! 💀📉 So, get this: the net neutrality squad just threw in the towel like a marathon runner who found a donut shop halfway through the race! 🥵🍩 Advocates are like, “Nah fam, we're not appealing the ruling because we don't trust the Supremes.” 🙄👩‍⚖️ Let me break it down in meme terms: you know when you try to DM your crush, but the message gets unread? Yeah, that's the vibes right now. A total "this is fine" moment while the internet burns! 🔥🦖 I imagine the convo went something like this: Advocate 1: "Should we appeal?" Advocate 2: "Cap? Nah, the Supreme Court be like that Drake meme— *pointing away from our rights*." 😂 Honestly, what happened to the days when we could trust these folks with even the simplest of things like, uh, our internet access?! 🤔💔 And here’s my take: in 5 years, only premium internet will exist, and you’ll have to pay $99.99/month for basic browsing—while a giant Elon Musk cat meme watches over us from a digital throne! 🐱🚀 Get ready for the apocalypse, folks! This is gonna be a wild ride! 🍿💀💰 #F for Net Neutrality