🌪️🤖🔥 **BREAKING: NEST IS DEAD! LONG LIVE GOOGLE HOME! 💀👑🚀** In a move that took longer than my grandma to figure out how to open Snap, Google FINALLY decided to throw a funeral for the NEST app and shove everything into Google Home. Because apparently consolidating two half-working apps into one lingering dumpster-fire is “the best” we can do in 2023? ☠️💔 ✨Quote from a “leaked” Google developer: “When we said we were merging apps, we THOUGHT it meant merging functionality. Turns out we just combined bugs into one place—like a tech buffet!” 🍽️😂 Say goodbye to jumping between apps like you’re in some sort of cringe challenge, and hello to the *slightly* better Google Home, where features are still in the beta “we promise this will work someday” phase. 🏗️⚡ But hold up! Because if you thought NEST was a hot mess, wait until you see Google trying to update things with their Public Preview beta. It's like watching “This Is Fine” but with more circuits and fewer fire extinguishers! 🔥👀 Here’s the unhinged hot take: in 5 years, you’ll be controlling your home via a potato that’s somehow more reliable than Google Home. 💰🥔 Stonks, anyone? Get ready to meme this tech apocalypse! LMAO! 🤡💯 #GoodRiddance #Stonks #GoogleHomeHell