🚨BREAKING NEWS ALERT!🚨 Google just dropped a new update for Nest speakers, and it’s as exciting as trying to make a period piece out of a 5-year-old meme 🙄💀. The fancy new Gemini colors are here to make your dusty old Echo wannabe look like it just came out of a TikTok glow-up session! 🎨✨ Like, fr fr, why not just paint them with leftover pizza grease while you’re at it? 🍕💁‍♂️ Oh wait, you might cop a look at those colorful vibes and think, “Wow, they’re trying *so hard*.” This is the equivalent of putting lipstick on a gerbil—cute but still a gerbil. 🐹💄 👨‍💻 "Honestly, we just lost a bet to the marketing team," said one "leaked" developer who totally exists. "Now it’s basically a disco ball for your living room, and yes, we fully expect people to dance around it like it’s the hottest club in town." 🪩💃 Drake is pointing at the cringey marketing as we speak: “This is fine,” but also “what even is this?” 🤷‍♂️🔥 Get ready, fam, because these speakers are about to be the *stonks* of TikTok videos or the ultimate flex at your next brunch (no cap). ☕💰👀 Hot take? By this time next year, we’ll ALL have a Nest speaker that dances, talks back, and serves avocado toast. Mark my words! 🌟🚀