🎉🔥 BREAKING NEWS: Google just hit us with a *mind-blowing* update for its Home Mini, Nest Mini, and Nest Audio: the fancy-schmancy **Gemini lights**! ✨💡 *Why?* Because apparently, cold dark rooms are too *yesterday* for our cozy tech vibes. 🤡💀 In some leaked dev chat, one tech bro was like, "Yo, let's make these LEDs dance like it's Friday night at the club!" 🕺💃 And NOW they’re shining brighter than your future when you bought Bitcoin at $60k. 🤑💰 But wait, there's more! 🚀 The 7 people still using these devices (you know who you are 🙋‍♂️) can finally feel *some* excitement when they ask for the weather. “Rain? This is fine” while your Google Home flashes emergency strobe lights: *less rain, more lights!* This is all part of Google’s plan to distract us from the fact that ~the robot apocalypse is just around the corner~. 🤖🤖 🔥🌌 Brace yourselves: I predict that in 5 years, we’ll be having full rave parties just because we said “Hey Google!” and it turned our living room into Ibiza. 🌈🎶 #NoCap #TurnDownForWhat So, are we vibing or crying? Either way, STONKS! 📈💥