🚨BREAKING NEWS: Neptune Robotics Just Dropped $52M on Tech So Clean Even Your Ex’s Room Would be Jealous!💰🤖✨ Hold UP! This Singapore-based squad just said, “We’re cleaning the underbelly of ships like it’s a TikTok trend!” 🚢🧽💦 Raise your hand if you've ever thought about how gross the bottom of a giant ship is 🙋‍♂️—because I sure haven’t! But here we are! With AI flexing harder than your gym bro, they're aiming to scrub down 150 ships PER MONTH! 😱🌊 Talk about getting that stonks👾💸, or is it just a massive cope 🤷‍♂️? 💭 *Imaginary Developer Quote*: “We saw sea life getting filthy, and said, ‘Nah fam, we can't let this slide.’ Now we’re basically the Roomba for ships. No cap.” 🧑‍🔬💬 Imagine Neptune Robotics as that friend who’s always like, “I’m actually doing something with my life” while you’re just trying to find motivation to tidy your own apartment. Cringe! 😂🔥 So, what’s next? Robots that do laundry? Or perhaps personal assistants who judge your sock choices? You heard it here first people! 🚀💀 *Unhinged Prediction*: In 5 years, we’ll all be befriending our ship-scrubbing AI overlords and debating their favorite cleaning products. This is FINE! 😂🤪