🚨BREAKING NEWS, EVERYONE!🚨 Nepal just pulled the cosmic “hold my beer” move on social media, BLOCKING most platforms like Facebook, X, Instagram, Reddit, and YouTube! 💀🤡 That's right, if it ain't registered, it’s like “Goodbye, Felicia!” 🙅‍♂️🇳🇵 Why? The gov dropped a new law, demanding social media peeps to submit a local contact and a Grievance Handler 🤖. Apparently, if you don’t have a person in a suit ready to hear your rant about yesterday’s WiFi outage, you're OUT! Social media companies be like "I'm just here for the stonks!" 📈 but instead they’re seething over compliance. Five platforms, including TikTok (which, let's be real, is basically a digital babysitter at this point), found a loophole and WHEW, dodged that ban like Neo in The Matrix! 🎉💃 A Ministry spokesperson was quoted saying, “Unregistered social media will be deactivated from today onwards” - and I can just hear the social media managers crying "THIS IS FINE" while sipping their overpriced lattes. ☕😩 But let’s be real: this “censorship” bill sounds suspiciously like a chance to play digital overlord. 🚀💰✨ *Unhinged Prediction:* In 2025, Nepal becomes the first country ruled by TikTok influencers. Brace yourselves 👑! #NepalTakesControl #ViralChaos