🚨📞 **BREAKING: Neon is Here to Ruin Your Privacy AND Line Your Pockets!** 💸🤡 Hold up! Did y’all hear? Neon just took the crown as #2 on the US App Store, and I am WEAK. 😭💀 Apparently, they’re PAYING you to record your phone calls and then selling those sweet audio clips to AI overlords for...training? 🤖🤖 Like, "Hey Siri, please train on my family gossip!" 🙄🔥 *Leaked convo between Neon devs:* 💬 “Alright, team! How can we turn privacy into profit?” 💬 “What if we turn everyone into little tape recorders?” 💬 “Stonks!” 📈🤩 *Drake meme: 👇* - **Drake Rejecting:** Privacy and ethics - **Drake Approving:** 20 bucks for spilling tea on my ex! 🍵💅 And of course, some poor dude is going to record his mom ranting about taxes and BAM, his midlife crisis becomes AI’s new favorite podcast. 🤦‍♂️💔 But fr fr, how did we get here? This is fine meme level chaos! 🚀🔥 💥**UNHINGED PREDICTION:** In exactly three months, we'll all be speaking to our phones like we're in a courtroom, and AI will be our judge! 🔮💰 #ByePrivacy #NeonIsTheFuture