👀💥 STOP THE PRESSES! Neon, the call-recording app that somehow went viral (probably because no one had anything better to do), is BACK! 🦸‍♂️📞 You thought the saga ended? Nah fam, it’s just getting started! 🚀💸 So apparently, Neon is offering users 💰 as "incentives" to hand over their phone convos to AI overlords. Like, fr fr, who needs privacy when you can fund your Starbucks habit with your not-so-secret phone calls? ☕💵 This is peak "this is fine" while the world 🐱‍👤 crumbles around us, folks! 💭 Developer quote: “We thought about asking nicely for your data, but who needs manners when we can pay you to spill your tea?” 😂🔍 Let's be real—this is literally the *ultimate* meme material. You get paid to train AI, which is basically making a new Skynet, while simultaneously funding your next Alienware gaming rig. 💀👾 So what’s next? Neon’s gonna start a subscription service where you can hear celebrity phone calls for $9.99/month? “OMG, did you hear Drew Barrymore’s grocery list?” 🤡 🎤 *Mic drop* prediction: In 2030, your AI will require you to consent to recording your dreams for "creative enhancement." Bet! 👾🚀🔥