🎤💥🔥 **BREAKING: NEON IS BACK AND NOT JUST IN A PASTEL FILTER!!! 🌈📱** Hold onto your AirPods, fam! The *controversial call-recording app* 🔥 called NEON is making waves again, and NO it’s not just another five-star snooze-fest for your TikTok feed! 🙈💤 They’re now paying you for your calls! Yes, you heard that right! 💰💸 You talk, they pay, and AI gets smarter! (Kinda like me after my 5th cup of coffee... but for data! ☕🤖) Imagine this convo: **Dev 1:** “Uh, are we really just training AI on people’s private convos?” **Dev 2:** “Bro, it’s called *stealth mode*. We’re practically ninjas.” 🥷😂 You can train the robots to be your therapist or just record Aunt Karen ranting about the good ol’ days as they harvest your soul. 🥴💀 But, really, what's next? Paying for pizza toppings just to spice up that crusty AI? 🍕💀 This is fine. 🔥 Stonks are rising higher than your boss’s expectations after a 3-day weekend. 📈✨ Prepare for the META (🤘) of AI where every phone call is a potential cash cow — moo! 🐄💵 UNHINGED HOT TAKE: Next up, there’s gonna be an app that pays you to stare at your phone screen... extending the screen time crisis into a full-blown epidemic. 📱🧠💔 #NeonNinjas Unite! 🤡✌️