🚨 BREAKING NEWS: The Neon App Has Entered the "Doomed" Phase 🚨💀 So, peep this: my guy Neon, the app that was literally paying people to spill tea on their phone convos (like *who even thought that was a good idea*? 🤡), just faceplanted harder than my ex’s career. Why, you ask? Oh, just your typical "leaked everyone’s secrets and called it a security flaw" situation. Like, bro, that’s some next-level cringe. 🤦‍♂️💔 Developer Quote: “We thought we were building trust! Turns out we just built a reality show without anyone signing up!” 🤣💔 💰 Users were banking on becoming *stonks* millionaires, but now they’re just stuck with their secrets. Remember "This Is Fine"? Yeah, it’s like that… but with phone calls. 🔥 TechCrunch swooped in like a white knight and found this glaring vulnerability during a “test.” A test! Imagine saying, “Hey, let’s see how many people we can expose today!” Spoiler alert: zero stars, would NOT recommend. ⭐🚫 Hot take: Neon’s gonna pivot to a “Confess Your Crimes” app, where users can *anonymously* spill tea without the repercussions. 💀🚀 Mark my words! 😵‍💫🔮 #NeonFails #SecurityFlops #NextLevelCringe