🚨💔 BREAKING NEWS FOR ALL CALLS & DRAMA QUEENS! 💔🚨 So, peep this: Neon, the trendy call-recording app that tried to turn your chatty aunt’s rants into a cash cow, went poof like your last good Tinder match! 💔✨ But hold your phone! It’s BACK, like a bad decision you can’t escape! These devs are out here trying to monetize your secrets as if they’re some sort of high-tech gossip column - without the privacy settings, of course. 🤡📞 But wait, they dropped this mind-boggling plan where they pay YOU for your recordings to feed to their AI overlords. 🤖🔥 Imagine your deep discussions about pizza toppings being used to train Skynet. Like, I’m not here for an existential crisis while trying to remember where I left my keys! 😂💀 “Privacy is just a suggestion, right?” said some dev (not really, but I like to imagine) while sipping overpriced coffee. ☕ ☠️ Meanwhile, people are just sitting there like... *Drake pointing to the "This is fine" meme* 😂😂 🔥💰 Unhinged Prediction: Neon will either be the next big scandal or the first app banned in the metaverse. You heard it here first. Mark those calendars, fam! 🙌🔥