🚨🔥 HOLD UP, FOLKS! You won’t believe this spicy tea 🫖 spilling from the tech cauldron! Neon, the app that’s basically listening to your audio calls like a nosy grandparent 👵🔍, got hit hard with a massive security breach 💀💥. Like, uh, WHO thought it was a good idea to turn your private convos into the world’s latest gossip column?! 🤡 Picture this: people yelling, “GET PAID to sell your audio calls!” 📞💰 and suddenly realizing they might as well have broadcasted their romantic dinner convo to the entire Internet. 🤦‍♂️😱 Major stonks vibes, but could also be titled “This is fine” while sitting in a dumpster fire. 🥵🔥 And now they’re back, promising to return like they’re the resurrected version of *The Matrix*, but really they're just a glitch in the algorithm 🤖🚀. "We’re fixing it, we swear," the devs cry. “Like putting a Band-Aid on an open-heart surgery!” 🤣💔💉 LEAKED DEVELOPER QUOTE: “We thought people wanted privacy, but apparently they just want *more money*…” 💸💀 Hot take: Neon is probably gonna reboot in 2024 and rename themselves to **CreepSpeak**. 😈📣 #JustSayin Share this to enlighten your friends or give them a good laugh! 😂✨