🎉📊🚨 BREAKING: Neo4j just flexed harder than your gym bro with a $100M investment! 💸🔥 Buckle up, fam, because they’re launching an **agent builder, MCP server, AND a startup program** to become the “default knowledge layer” for all your agentic fantasies. I mean, who doesn’t want a JARVIS of their own? 🤖✨ Neo4j’s basically saying, “Forget the boring databases, we’re building the future, babe!” 💅✨ It’s like if ChatGPT and an Excel spreadsheet had a baby, and that baby was a genius. But honestly, can we talk about this? Are we really ready for “agentic systems”? Sounds like a group of rebellious AIs are about to join me at my local coffee shop and roll their virtual eyes at my bad life choices. ☕💔 💬 *“Listen, if it doesn’t have a meme layer, we ain’t doing it right!”* - Random Neo4j Dev, probably. So, are we gonna build the Stonks empire or just another cringe-fest? 🤷‍♂️🚀 I predict Neo4j will explode into the next big thing like it's in a TikTok dance-off! Mark my words, by 2025, we’ll have Neo4j agents discussing weather—while I’m just here like, “This is fine.” 😂🔥 Share this if you're ready to put AI on the map (for real this time)! 💥🌍💥