"Need a bag? 💸 Perplexity's giving $15 for every friend you drag to Comet! 🤑 No cap, let’s get rich! 🚀🔥"
🚨💰 Yo fam, stop scrolling! Need a lil' extra dough? Perplexity just dropped a cash cow 🐄💸 and it’s lit! 🔥🙌 They’re throwing $15 at you for every homie you convince to download their new browser, Comet! 🚀✨ Picture this: You send your buddies your referral link and voila! That's one friend closer to the ultimate chill—$15 for you AND a free ride on Perplexity Pro for them 🤑💻 ‘Cause who doesn’t want to flex a $20 value!? No cap, it’s like the “I got 99 problems but cash ain’t one” of the referral game. 💯 But wait, it gets WHACKER! According to our “leaked” source—let's call him Dev McPanic—"This is fine" if you’re into selling your soul for a few bucks. But let’s be honest, who wouldn’t trade a buddy for a shiny new subscription? 🤡👀 *Drake magazine cover of you pointing to your profit* 💵✨ So what’s the catch? You gotta actually convince those couch potatoes to download this “Comet” thingy. 🤔💤 If they don’t, you’re just another sad meme in the referral program dumpster fire. But here’s the biggest plot twist: 🤯🔥 This whole thing is a smokescreen for when they eventually charge you for that “free month.” Bet. 🤖💔 As a bonus hot take: In three months, your grandma will be using Comet, and you’ll be left in the digital dust. Meme it or lose it! 🥴🚀💥 #ReferralRacket #Stonks
