🚨BREAKING: Nebius just dropped *THE* biggest tech flex since the iPhone—signing a deal with Meta worth *$3 billion* for AI infrastructure!💰💸 But hold up, fam… they also reported a whopping *$100M+ loss in Q3*… like, what are we supposed to do with THAT? Talk about a glow-up that’s more of a “glow-down”! 😂💀 So let’s break this down like a bad Windows update: Meta's grinning like Drake when he sees those stonks 📈, but Nebius?! They're out here losing cash faster than me losing WiFi in the bathroom. This is fine. 🔥 🗣️ *Random Nebius developer quote from the underground*: “We thought we’d get rich off AI, but it’s more like feeding your cat premium kibble and your bank account looks like a sad meme!” Just remember folks, the real glow-up here is watching Nebius try to explain to their investors what “strategic investing” is while holding a big ol’ L. 🤡 🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In five years, Meta is going to turn into the Matrix, and Nebius will be throwing parties with their $3B profit… just kidding, they’ll probably be selling NFT cat pics to cope with their losses. 🚀💀📉 #MetaMatrix #AIorNah