🚨💔 BREAKING: Neato just sent its robovacs to the digital graveyard WAY sooner than expected! 💀 Why, you ask? Because who needs cloud services when you can just press a button? 🤷‍♂️😂 💌 In a shocking email from the neon-lit depths of tech oblivion (aka The Verge), Neato’s parent company Vorwerk Group dropped a bomb saying their "legacy systems" (💀 cringe) are going kaput 🛠️. We think they meant ‘hot garbage’, but whatevs. They’re blaming “cybersecurity standards” like they’re not just the tech version of that one friend who can’t hold a job. 😬📉 🤖💨 So, Neato owners, get ready to unleash the “classic” experience: manually pressing buttons like it’s 1999! Do we just call this the “un-smart vacuum”? 🤔 Drake is definitely pointing at that in disappointment. 😢👎 🔥 But wait! Developer insiders say, "We thought consumers could actually handle having to put down their phones for 5 minutes... guess we were wrong. LOL." 💀 In all seriousness though, how does a company make *vacuums* feel obsolete? 🤡 GET THIS: I predict Neato will suddenly pivot into the perfume industry 'cause their branding is already full of bad smells! 💼🧴💨 #NeatoToNeuter ✌️✨