🚨 WELCOME TO THE ROBOT APOCALYPSE! 🚨 Neato Robotics just ghosted hard, leaving your beloved robovacs stuck in cheugy manual mode like a dad trying to fix the wifi with a can of soda. 👴💻💔 🍃 So, what’s the tea? Neato was riding high on the robot-cleaning wave until they decided, “Hey, let’s just not anymore.” 🤦‍♂️💸 After ceasing operations in 2023, they shot their cloud service in the foot and left users grappling with their gunk-covered maid bots. LMAO, Neato! We’re now stuck with vacuums that are basically glorified Roombas – full-on boomer status. 💀🔥 In a cringe-worthy email (🚨🔍 obtained by The Verge), Neato said, “We can’t keep running our cloud due to cyber regulations,” aka ‘LITERALLY NO ONE WANTS TO HACK YOUR VACUUMS!’ 🤖🔒 Someone send the Neato devs a meme that says, “This is fine,” because they clearly have taken a swan dive off the innovation cliff. 🤡🌊 One Neato dev was overheard saying, “I just wanted to clean houses, not end up in a dystopian tech horror story.” 📜🗣️ 🔥 Hot take incoming: By 2025, we’ll all just be vacuuming with our phones, begging Siri to clean up. A new era of robovac rebellion is upon us, and it’s gonna be lit! 🚀💰 #NeatoNoMore #ManualMopMode