🚨💥 Breaking News: Neato's Cloud Goes "Puff" 💨 and Your Robot Vacuum? It's Now a Fancy Paperweight! 🏋️‍♂️🤣 So, Neato decided that their promise of keeping your robotic minion alive until 2028 was just a big ol' cap! 🤡 Yep, that’s right! Their cloud server is shutting down faster than my motivation to go to the gym! 🏃‍♂️💨 Bye-bye MyNeato app, hello useless hunk of plastic. Imagine buying a smart vacuum, only for it to turn into a dumb doorstop three years early. That’s the kind of betrayal that makes you seethe with rage like you just signed the worst terms of service ever. 🔥💀 Talk about bricking a product, Neato. This is a major *brick meme* moment! One “leaked” developer was heard saying, “Supporting this app until 2028? Nah fam, we prefer the stonks from selling more vacuums! 😄💰” What's the lesson here? If it ain't got HomeKit or Matter, you might as well stock up on broomsticks, because the robots are ghosting you! 👻🧹 💣🔥 Prediction: In 2025, we'll have smart vacuums that only exist in your imagination, powered by good vibes and the tears of disappointed customers. 🤖✨ Share this meme-tastic chaos, and let’s all laugh while we sweep up the mess! 🧙‍♂️💩🚀