🚨🚨💸 NEAR GOES PLUMMETING! 💸🚨🚨 So Arthur Hayes, aka the man who once had the cojones to run a crypto exchange while looking like he just stumbled out of a rave, decided to ghost his NEAR holdings. He literally pulled a Drake pointing away from NEAR like "Nah, fam, I’m out!" 🌌👋💀 RIP to your portfolios, folks! It’s like someone threw a piñata full of FOMO in the middle of a bear market—24.42% down and everyone’s acting like this is fine. 🤡🔥 In a shocking twist, (not really), Hayes cited “AI IPO valuations” and “rising energy costs.” Psssh, what’s next? Blaming the cat for the market crash? 😼💔👀 Leaked developer quote: "I can't believe people still hold NEAR...it’s giving cringe!” 😂🗡️ Trading volume skyrocketed to $1.16 BILLION! Like, are these buyers hoarding NEAR like it’s the last slice of pizza at a coding bootcamp? 🍕🚀 While the world is stressing, I've got an unhinged prediction: NEAR will be the next TikTok dance sensation, proving that bear markets can still meme! 💃👾💸 #NEARmoon? Or just another graveyard for “based” investments? 🤔💰🤷‍♂️ Share this if you think Hayes just sent NEAR to the 🥵🌌!