🦖🤡 Hold onto your cave paintings, fam! We've got Neanderthal CRAYONS 🖍️ from 46K years ago! Forget Picasso, we’re talking about the OG art bee, Neanderthals flexing their skills like: “Yo, we invented abstract art before abstract was even A THING!” 💀🔥 “Everyone thought we were just hairy lumberjacks,” said an imaginary Neanderthal developer named Grog, “but look at these ocher crayons! 😤 We made stonks from our cave-painting side hustle!” Stonks! 📈🚀 This discovery is wild, no cap! They weren’t just surviving; they were vibing in rock shelters, reshaping ocher like they were prepping for the next TikTok art challenge! The cringe is real if you thought Neanderthals were dumb! 💀 #NeanderthalArtChallenge incoming! And newsflash: those parallel lines? NGL, they were just trying to draw the perfect WiFi signal. 📶📉 Meanwhile, modern art students are seething, “Bro, why can’t I be this creative?” So what’s next? I predict once AI gets wind of this, we’ll be seeing Neanderthal-style NFT drops. Imagine selling digital cave drawings as a hot new trend! 🤖💰🔥 This is fine.