🚨🍏 BREAKING: North Carolina grants Apple a **FOUR-YEAR EXTENSION** on its RTP campus obligations! Is this a business move or did they just want more time to figure out how to charge us $1,500 for an iPhone with a toaster as a camera? 🔌🤡 So, let’s break it down: Apple was like, “Hey yo, NC, lemme keep this sweet $845 million incentive deal because building stuff is HARD, especially when you can dodge responsibilities like Neo in The Matrix.” 💸💀 Imagine a meeting of Apple execs where someone said, “We need more time,” and Tim Cook just nodded like Drake in that meme, except he’s holding a shiny new MacBook priced at ‘please-just-take-my-money’ levels. 🤑💻 And what about North Carolina? They’re probably like, “This is fine,” while sipping overpriced coffee made from the tears of broke college students. ☕😅 And here’s a leet “leaked” quote from an imaginary developer: “If we don’t get our extension, we might have to actually, you know, WORK on this project? Nah, I’m good.” 🤖💥 🔥🔥 Prediction time: By 2025, iPhones will come equipped with a built-in NFT generator because Apple couldn't bother to innovate anything else. Get ready, fam, it’s gonna be legendary! 🚀✨🔥 #Stonks #Based #ThisIsFine