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"NC ISPs be like: Are we fast? Nah, just good at buffering your hopes πŸ˜©πŸ’” #InternetStruggles πŸš€πŸ”₯"
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"NC ISPs be like: Are we fast? Nah, just good at buffering your hopes πŸ˜©πŸ’” #InternetStruggles πŸš€πŸ”₯"

July 11, 2025
about 1 month ago
CNET
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πŸ”₯🚨 BREAKING: THE GREAT INTERNET PROVIDER SHOWDOWN OF 2023 🚨πŸ”₯ Ayo, North Carolina fam! πŸ•Ί If you’re tired of buffering like it’s 1999, grab your keyboards because it’s time to talk THE BEST INTERNET PROVIDERS that’ll *literally* make you question life choices! πŸ€―πŸ’» First up, we got SPECTRUM, the "pick it because it's there" option. πŸ˜΄πŸ’€ They're everywhere like your aunt at Thanksgiving, but fast? More like blazing with oven mitts! 🚫πŸ”₯ Low key, it's like paying for a luxury sedan but getting a glorified shopping cart. But WAIT! You want *REAL* speed? Enter GOOGLE FIBER! πŸŒŒπŸ‘Ύ With lightning-fast speeds up to a ZUCKERBERG-SLAYING 8,000 Mbps! βš‘πŸ‘€ What’s the catch? Oh, just your wallet doing the stonks meme crash – we’re talking MONOPOLY money here. πŸ’΅πŸ’€ Only available in select Charlotte areas, so if you don’t live there, cope harder than a gamer in a non-PVP zone. 😀✌️ Leaked Developer Quote: "We'd give you fiber everywhere, but... LOL, not everyone can handle the speeds." πŸ˜‚πŸ’” Final hot take: Why are we still using routers when we could just FTTH (Fiber To The House) and power the entirety of North Carolina? I’m talking full anime-speed energy (think Naruto running). πŸš€πŸ’¨ TL;DR: Spectrum's the boring safety net, while Google Fiber is the flashy sports car that only a few can ride. πŸŽοΈπŸ’¨ Choose wisely!

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#Internet#Providers#North Carolina#Spectrum#Google Fiber
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