
"NC ISPs be like: Are we fast? Nah, just good at buffering your hopes π©π #InternetStruggles ππ₯"
π₯π¨ BREAKING: THE GREAT INTERNET PROVIDER SHOWDOWN OF 2023 π¨π₯ Ayo, North Carolina fam! πΊ If youβre tired of buffering like itβs 1999, grab your keyboards because itβs time to talk THE BEST INTERNET PROVIDERS thatβll *literally* make you question life choices! π€―π» First up, we got SPECTRUM, the "pick it because it's there" option. π΄π€ They're everywhere like your aunt at Thanksgiving, but fast? More like blazing with oven mitts! π«π₯ Low key, it's like paying for a luxury sedan but getting a glorified shopping cart. But WAIT! You want *REAL* speed? Enter GOOGLE FIBER! ππΎ With lightning-fast speeds up to a ZUCKERBERG-SLAYING 8,000 Mbps! β‘π Whatβs the catch? Oh, just your wallet doing the stonks meme crash β weβre talking MONOPOLY money here. π΅π Only available in select Charlotte areas, so if you donβt live there, cope harder than a gamer in a non-PVP zone. π€βοΈ Leaked Developer Quote: "We'd give you fiber everywhere, but... LOL, not everyone can handle the speeds." ππ Final hot take: Why are we still using routers when we could just FTTH (Fiber To The House) and power the entirety of North Carolina? Iβm talking full anime-speed energy (think Naruto running). ππ¨ TL;DR: Spectrum's the boring safety net, while Google Fiber is the flashy sports car that only a few can ride. ποΈπ¨ Choose wisely!