🔥🚨BREAKING NEWS: GOOGLE IS TRYING TO BECOME THE KINGPIN OF TELEVISION 👑📺💰 So apparently, NBC is throwing shade at Google like it’s a bad Tinder date. They just dropped this BOMBSHELL claim that *drumroll please…* Google wants to control our eyeballs 👀🔥. Can you say "capitalism on steroids?" 💉🍻 With their YouTube TV deal about to go belly up 💀, the Big G is offering subscribers a measly $10 credit if your favorite soap opera gets axed. Like, wow, thanks for the *generosity*, Google! 🙄 LEAKED QUOTE ALERT 🚨: An anonymous Google dev was heard saying, “Hey, we just wanna curate your life choices, fr fr. Who needs free will? 🫥” Meanwhile, NBC is out here like Drake, pointing and telling us to "turn off YouTube TV" because apparently they think we can "just watch cable" like it’s 2005 📺🤦‍♂️. This is what happens when corporate giants grapple for power: *THIS IS FINE* 🐶🔥. If you think the negotiations will end with a happy handshake, I've got a bridge to sell you 🤡. 🤔💭 Hot take: I predict Google will just start charging us to watch grass grow if this keeps up. Next thing you know, you'll be paying $15/month for “high-quality” livestreams of your neighbor’s cat 🐱💵. STONKS. 💸💸💸 Share this insanity!