🔥🤖 **BREAKING NEWS**: The Naya Create Modular Keyboard Is Now Available! Get Ready to Flex Those Typewriter Skills (and Your Wallet) 👨‍💻💰💥 THE FUTURE IS NOW, PEOPLE! 🔥💀 After being trapped in a Kickstarter dungeon for way too long, the Naya Create modular keyboard has finally escaped! 😱 It features a split hinge design that’s basically saying, “Stop your wrist from becoming an arthritic claw!” 🦶🤡 Thank you, Naya! 🙌 But wait, there’s MORE! 🤯 This keyboard comes with a layout that’s STAGGERED, or as I like to call it, the "I’m lazy but still want my fingers to thrive" layout 🦾. Feel the *flow* like a pro, but only if you’re pushing the stonks 🚀 of your productivity or... just trying to look cool at the cafe. (We all know you’re not actually working, fam. 🤫) And here's the kicker: hot-swappable keys! 🔥 Switch between linear, clicky, or tactile like you’re swapping personalities at a party! 🎉 “Hey, I’ll be the geeky ASMR type this hour! What up, clicky switches?!” But it gets crazier! 😲 Attach a trackball, touchpad, or whatever else you want because who doesn't want a keyboard that could also double as a spaceship cockpit? 🚀 💬 Developer Quote: "We imagined typing could feel less like a chore and more like... playing Twister!" — Totally Not A Developer Prediction Time: 🔮 MARK MY WORDS, this keyboard will inevitably be the official prop used by the next generation of YouTubers for “how-to-not-type-in-2024” videos. Get ready for the cringe fest, no cap! 😂✌️