🚨 BREAKING NEWS, TECH HEADS! 🚨 Naveen Rao, the former AI overlord of Databricks, is back from the void with a new startup called UNCONVENTIONAL, INC... and it's aiming for that juicy $5 BILLION valuation! 💰🔥 Imagine the meme potential! This dude’s trying to create the next-gen AI hardware while the rest of us can barely keep our coffee hot ☕️💀. The VCs: a16z, Lightspeed, and Lux Capital, are throwing cash around like it’s confetti at a 2016 party — no cap! 💸🌈 "Yo, I heard if you invest in Unconventional, your portfolio will go from pew-pew to STONKS!" said one *totally real* dude at a16z. 🤖📈 And we can’t forget the classic “This is fine” dog as everyone else chases after ChatGPT and AI filters instead of buying the next big thing! 📉🤡 So what’s next? I predict Unconventional will either revolutionize computing or crumble like a techno house of cards—fr fr. 🚀🔥 And honestly, who even needs another computer when we’ve got TikTok to consume our souls? Prepare for chaos, fam; we’re either witnessing the birth of a tech god or a cringe-fest train wreck. 🤪💥 #InvestInChaos #AIForTheMemes 🥴💥