🚨📰🌪️ HUGE DRAMA ALERT IN THE AI SPHERE! 🌪️📰🚨 So listen up, fam! The AI kingpin 🔥 Naveen Rao from Databricks 💰💻 is leveling up — but it’s not what you think! He’s ditching his throne 🏰 for a cozy advisory chair 😂 because he wants to build a *next-gen computer* to crush those skyrocketing AI costs! 🚀💀 Like, bro, did you forget your wallet at the last tech conference? 🤑💸 “Honestly, my next plan is to create a computer so cheap, buying it would be like ‘stonks’ 💹, but for AI costs, it’s more like ‘flop’,” Naveen allegedly told his development team, who were too busy Googling "How to make AI cheaper" 🥴. Meanwhile, the tech world is like 🤷‍♂️ “Is this really necessary?” while sipping their overpriced artisanal coffee ☕. It’s giving “this is fine” vibes 🔥🔥. In a totally unhinged prediction, I say this next-gen computer is just going to be a cardboard box with a Raspberry Pi in it, and because it’s *influencer-approved*, it’ll charge $10k. 😱💸 What’s next, a subscription service for *AI thoughts*??? 🧠💭 #DatabricksDrama #NaveenLogic Buckle up, folks! The AInvasion is just getting started! 🤖💥