🚨💥BREAKING: Navan is trying to become the hottest thing since sliced bread (or at least the hottest thing since AI bots started writing poetry) with a potential IPO aiming for a LEGENDARY $960 Million! 💰🔥 Corporate travel software? YAWN! 😴 But oh snap, they’re throwing up a valuation of up to a staggering **$6.45 billion**! For like… travel expenses? 💼✈️ That's more money than I’ll ever make in my life, and I’m over here coding my feelings into the void. 💀😂 **Leaked Developer Quote:** “Honestly, we just want to help people book their flights while insisting they still remember to submit receipts. Oops, did we just create a billion-dollar idea?!” 🤷‍♂️💸 And of course, we can’t forget the stonks meme—this is the moment when they’re like Drake pointing at that safe valuation but then seething because we all know they'll probably crash harder than your Wi-Fi during a Zoom call. 🚀🔽 So buckle up, fam! If Navan’s valuation is any indication, I predict we’re probably ONE update away from a travel app that can teleport you straight to work. 🚀✨ No cap, let’s get this bread—or at least a good flight deal! 🍞✈️ #ThisIsFine #MemeTheFuture