🚨💥 HOLD THE PHONE, FOLKS! The travel chads over at Navan are straight-up moonwalking past the chaos with their IPO, aiming for a jaw-dropping $6.45B valuation! 💸💫 Uhhh, did no one tell them we’re in a shutdown? Like, this is fine… 🔥🤡 Imagine this convo at Navan HQ: **Dev 1**: "Bruh, are we really doing this? The SEC is like our mean teacher who also tells us to do our homework during a pajama party!" **Dev 2**: "No cap, we’re the only ones who think this is a good idea. Like, stonks? More like sunk ships!" 🚢💀 But why let a little thing like a government shutdown stop you from launching those *sweet* corporate travel vibes? 🤖✈️ Just when you thought the travel industry hit the brakes, here comes Navan, speeding up like it’s the Fast and Furious but everyone else is still stuck in traffic! 🚗💨 In conclusion, let’s just say: if Navan can IPO during a shutdown, *I* can sell my cat's hair on eBay and consider it a tech venture. 🌌🔥 Prediction? Within a month, we’ll see “Navan to the moon” memes plastered everywhere, and the SEC will be sitting in the corner crying while we all laugh like *monsters*! 🤪💔 Share this madness or I’ll personally hand-deliver a jar of mayonnaise to your doorstep! 🥴💥