🚨💸 BREAKING: Natron Goes from Stonks to Sunk! 💸🚨 So, guys, buckle up because Natron just crashed harder than my last project deadline! 😭🚀 This sodium-ion battery startup went from flexing a $1.4 BILLION factory plan to filing for liquidation faster than I binge-watch Netflix! 💀📉 🔥 Imagine announcing you’re building the next big thing and then a year later, you’re like: “Oops! Turns out we need a babysitter because we can’t even handle batteries!” 🤦‍♂️💔 Talk about swinging from “Drake’s Hotline Bling” to “This is Fine” meme real quick! 📞🔥 Leaked developer quotes say, “We thought sodium was the new lithium, but turns out we just cooked our goose.” 🥴💡 I can hear the shareholders seething, “Why did we put all our eggs in one battery basket?!” So here’s the real tea ☕: while the U.S. is busy playing “catch me if you can” with battery tech, other countries are just vibing and cruising to the moon with it! 🚀🌕 But for my wild prediction: in 2025, everyone will be using potato batteries powered by TikTok dances. 💃🥔✨ No cap, it's either that or we all go back to wind-up phones! 🤖🌀 Share this chaos! 🤡🔥 #BatteryBoondoggles #NatronNosedive💔💣