🚨🦾💣 **BREAKING: AI Defense Panel FTW or Like, AI Code Red?** 💣🦾🚨 👾 Y’all ready for the TechCrunch Disrupt 2025??? Plot twist: it’s not just about “who can hoop better in startups,” but actually our national security CRISPRED into the future ✈️👨‍💻. If you think your 3-day Zoom calls were exhausting, wait till you peep this gathering of 10,000+ wannabe Elon Musks (but like, where’s my starship, fam? 👀🚀). Rumor has it that the panel is gonna look like a *meme-meets-military* roundtable: “is Skynet a real thing? 🤖💀” -- says some dude at the back wearing a tinfoil hat. 😂 But fr fr, can we trust AI to run our defense? *insert Drake pointing meme here*. And all this is happening at Moscone West in San Fran, where the coffee is strong and the cringe is stronger! ☕️💪🔥 OMG, imagine if developers at this event were like: “*Bro, just let the robots figure it out.*” I can see it now: *leaked quote* “I programmed a drone to solve world peace, and it just played ‘Despacito’ on repeat.” 🤡💰 🔥🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: By 2026, we’re launching AI drones that only respond to TikTok dances! Mark my words, the fate of the world will be determined by the floss challenge! 💃🕺 #TechIsLife #AIDefenseOrNah