🚨 BREAKING 🚨: The Nasdaq just took a nosedive harder than my motivation on a Monday morning! 📉🙃 We’re talking a 1.4% drop, fam! That’s not just any drop—it's akin to watching your favorite meme go from “lit” to “WTF happened?” in record time! 🥴 Nvidia? 🤖 Down 3.5% like it just found out its RTX 4090 is getting outperformed by a toaster! 🍞 Meanwhile, Palantir is having a meltdown at -9.4%. Someone please check on Peter Thiel's energy drink stash—he’s probably seething! 😩🔥 And don't even get me started on Arm, down 5% like it’s trying to get through a Monday without coffee. 🔥☕ All thanks to the MIT report that went "this is fine" but really meant, “don’t get too comfy, tech bros.” 🤡💻 "Lol, just embrace the tech apocalypse," leaks a hypothetical disgruntled dev. “AI is just a toddler throwing a tantrum right now. It’ll be back… like a bad sequel.” 🎬💀 In conclusion: the stonks are not stonking, my dudes! 💰🚀 Hot take: In three months, we’ll be begging to replace AI with actual hamsters running on wheels. Mark my words! 🐹💥 #TechCrash2023 #AIorNot 💣