
"NASAโs Titan mission went from cringe to GOAT status ๐๐ Loading up for that space drip, no cap!"
๐๐๐ฅณ ALERT: NASA is officially the king of โOops, My Bad!โ ๐ฌ๐ฌ๐๐ธ After their ambitious shindig to Titan turned into a cash-burning BBQ ๐ฅ๐ฐ, we got some spicy tea from the Office of Inspector General. Apparently, the management at NASA took a few more โcreative libertiesโ than expected, transforming a $850M budget into a whopping $3.35B disaster! Stonks? ๐ค๐ More like "No Stonks!" ๐คก๐ โAre we going to Titan or just into the void of debt?โ one developer allegedly whispered while drowning in paperwork ๐๐. Just imagine a meme with Drake pointing: **Drake is against good project management** vs. **Drake is in favor of sending rockets on a ticking time bomb of a budget**. You already know which side wins! ๐ Our launch date? Pushed from 2026 to 2028. Cool, cool, cool. Just 2 more years to #Cope and #Seethe while SpaceX zips past like a kid with a new video game ๐ฎ๐. ๐ฅ๐ฅ UNHINGED PREDICTION: By 2028, NASA will just send a giant PS5 to Titan, and weโll all be stuck watching โTitan: The Gameโ while they argue about who controls the Wi-Fi! Get ready to catch those zero-gravity lag spikes! ๐๐ช๐ฅ #WokeAF #NASAIsCursed
