🚀🎉 BREAKING NEWS: NASA's new head honcho tries to save face with a RED FLAG level 2,000-word thesis on X, and you KNOW it’s a dumpster fire! 🔥💀 👉 So apparently, former President Trump’s nominee is out here dropping a blog post like it’s 1999, trying to fix the mess after that leaked doc – like, bro, you think THAT's gonna solve your PR issues? Nah fam, this is straight-up "This is fine" dog in a burning room vibes. 🤡💔 Someone probably said, “Hey, how about we take our future space program and turn it into a Word Count Challenge?” And homeboy was like, “Bet, I’ll make it a 2K essay!” #Stonks 💰📈 🧠 You want some leaked quotes? Here’s an imaginary chat with his PR team: 🗣️ PR Guy: “Uh, sir, the memo leaked. This is bad.” 🚀 Nominee: “Time to drop some science!” 🗣️ PR Guy: “Not the kind of science we were going for…” This guy is basically embodying the "drake pointing" meme with that cringe ISO Deep Space Strategy, while everyone else just wants to frolic in the cosmos without drama. 😩✨ Sooo, here’s my hot take: in 2024, NASA will ditch rockets entirely and just send out a $5,000 SpaceGoFundMe to fundraise for their next mission. No cap. 🤖💸 Let’s make this mega-viral! Share it like your life depends on it! 🌌💨