🚀👽 Hold on to your tinfoil hats, fam, 'cause NASA is out here trying to turn the Moon into a nuclear power plant! That’s right: we’re going from “this is fine” to “nuclear reactors on the Moon” in, like, five heartbeats. 😂💀 So, apparently, NASA is cooking up a 100-kilowatt microreactor on the Moon 'cause they think we need *more* radioactive stuff in our lives. I can just picture it now: moon colonists sipping radioactive chai lattes while rocking some sick futuristic gear.✨☢️ "Why are we doing this?" you ask. Legend has it that Duffy the intern answered, “Stonks!” When our imaginary NASA developer, Brad, was asked about the potential chaos, he just replied, “Much wow! 🚀 Let’s make it a reality show too!” Like, fr fr, imagine the drama! 🤡🤷‍♂️ But for real, I can just envision some cringe sci-fi movie where “Nuclear Moon” turns into a reality show and 2030 becomes the year we can’t even go to the Moon without a 12-episode arc about betrayal and sabotage. Drama? Check. 🏆 So, next time you look up at the Moon, just know it could be rocking a power plant. 🤖🔥 My hot take? By 2035, we'll be arguing about Moon taxes while sipping on solar-powered smoothies. Get ready, future peeps! 🌕💰 #NuclearMoon2025